This is really hard to admit, but I am obsessed with something. I cannot get it out of my mind. I think about it, rolling it over and over again, like a shiny stone, trying to fully comprehend its essence.
What is my little shiny obsession? It’s Trump. Playing golf.
I know WTF, right? It’s crazy, but everything that happens, every news snippet, every slight or injustice, every crazy political scheme, and I think about him playing golf. And it annoys the crap out of me. He orders bombings in Syria, in a room likely overlooking his golf course. He shakes the hands of foreign leaders with the tiny hands that will swing a club at a tiny ball a few short hours later. He’s likely quite distracted by the thought of hitting the course all the while discussing important issues like global warming and human rights. With a man and an administration showing so much instability, the only stabilizing force appears to be, surprisingly, golf.
My analytical mind wants to make connections, discover the true meaning behind the actions. Why Trump? Why golf? What is it about golf that draws someone like him to it for introspection and enlightenment like some kind of weekly church service?
I wish I knew from personal experience, but golf never really interested me. I’ve played miniature golf before — in fact, it’s a family tradition when we go on vacation to Myrtle Beach. It’s tacky and touristy and we love it, but I certainly wouldn’t turn to it in times of great turmoil. Wine, maybe, but not golf. My husband has a set of clubs in the garage, covered with cobwebs, and I’m pretty sure he bought them at Walmart, so that’s kind of embarrassing. Especially because golf is for the rich. If he showed up with those clubs at Mar-A-Lago, well, the banjo theme from Deliverance would play.
The fact that Trump loves golf shows the separation of us from them. Golf costs a lot of money. Regular middle-class golfers can play, but certainly not the poor. And certainly not at a fancy shmancy golf course. And certainly not every single weekend. Golf is a status symbol. The richer you are, the more golf you can play. Trump likes that.
I think his love of golf may have something to do with the clubs. I see his form, hands gripped one on top of the other on the shaft of the club, his legs just slightly spread for stability, and that club poised in between his thighs. The follow through with his swing, showing the club straight up in the air like a giant, hard, erect … well, you get the picture. For what he may lack in gifts from mother nature, he surely makes up with a long, hard golf club swinging through the air.
(Did my Freudian slip just show? Let me adjust my skirt.)
Poor Trump. He has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Having all that money must be such a burden. Being the POTUS is hard! A man just needs a way to blow off a little steam. Hitting a tiny ball with an instrument reminiscent of a phallus is not hurting anybody! Spending hard-earned tax payer money (the government has been working so hard on our behalf to earn it from us!) on something as important as the president’s mental health and well-being is really such a small price to pay. I’d prefer to pay for him to see a psychiatrist, but if golf is keeping us from entering World War III, then I guess I have no choice. I guess I’m going to have to accept it and let it go, the leader of the free world likes to play with his long, hard, erect golf clubs every single weekend.
I love you. In a “happily married, not gay, not that there’s anything wrong with it” kind of way…❤️💙💛💜💚
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Haha love is universal. I’ll take it❤
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It’s the equivalent of Nero fiddling as Rome burns, except that Nero didn’t start the fire.
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Actually, I hit the send button too soon. Some people did indeed blame Nero for starting the fire.
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And so history will blame Trump for his version of burning down America
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You are hilarious!!! I will always see the same image of you now when I look at Trump 🙂 ha!
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😂 thanks! I think…
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Yes, for sure because at least I’ll be able to laugh more easily now 🙂
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❤
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It’s probably not the only time he gets a firm grip on his shaft. (sorry, couldn’t resist)
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Haha! It’s hard to resist😂
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Reblogged this on World4Justice : NOW! Lobby Forum..
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Hoo boy. This was a good one. Loved it. Glad to know that you are not a Trumpette or maybe you once were. 🙂 I can’t stand the man and he is costing us millions and possible very soon out lives. He has “teed” (pun here but not intentional) or ticked the North Korea guy, Kim Jong or whatever is his name, and Model T is now playing with fire. I am truly afraid for the US. I knew when all those blind folks voted him into office that it would be bad. I just never expected it all, to be so bad, this soon.
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No I’m definitely NOT a Trumpette! Never have been! He’s so incompetent and changes his mind on issues depending on who he talks to that minute. He stands for nothing other than his own self interests. By the way, I love a good pun!
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I love puns too.:-)
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enjoy man
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Right
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nyc dia
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Thanks for this post. I’ve been thinking of writing about him as well. Mostly about how out of touch he is with the real people of the US. Respect has to be earned. Not automatically given just because he fooled some people into voting for him. He’s not making much effort to win over the rest of the voters in my book.
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I agree. He has no intention of doing anything that doesn’t serve his own personal agenda. He had no intention of creating harmony.
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