For the first time anywhere, Fox News and K-Tel present the Donald-you-all-know-and-love in a new compilation of Trump’s Greatest Hits.
Yes, such crowd pleasers as “Crooked Hillary,” “MAGA” and “Build the Wall” are available for the first time on CD, vinyl and 8-track for those of you who insist on living in the past.
And of course, there are other unforgettable refrains, like the ever-popular “End the Witch Hunt,” “The Press Is the Enemy” and “A Caravan of Killer Babies Is Coming to Rape You.”
In addition to these fan favorites, you’ll find new material, including “Baby It’s Cold Outside (So there’s obviously no global warming)” and “This Thanksgiving I’m Thankful for Me.”
Order now, and you’ll receive a bonus disc of cover versions, performed as only Donnie can do them.
You’ve never heard “Stormy,” “Liar Liar,” “I’m Dreaming of An All White Christmas” or “Daddy’s Little Girl” until you’ve heard Donnie’s rendition of these classics.
This special offer is available for a limited time only. So get out your credit card and call NOW! Hurry, before Donnie embarks on his farewell tour.
Is it available on streaming music? Us boys in stir at the Big House especially love A Caravan of Killer Babies Is Coming To Rape You. It sounds so much like fun. Thanks Donnie.
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Of course it’s streaming. Most of the administration will enjoy listening to it in prison!
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And don’t forget a modern version of What’s New, Pussy (Cat)! You, too, can listen to a sleezy version of an already sleezy song!
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So many choices, there will have to be a Vol. 2! Thanks for reading!
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Kudos to Julie for the album cover. I laughed out loud when I saw it. It’s perfect!
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Brilliant, Anne-Marie! Sadly, so many options of Trumpian greatest hits.
The graphic is awesome. Looks familiar. Was that an Andy Williams album cover?
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The graphic is fabulous, isn’t it! Our in-house artist Skye Hunter ( a k a Julie) did it. Thanks for reading!
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Reblogged this on natshouseblog and commented:
Don’t miss Donnie Trumps greatest hits, available now.
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Love these sarcasms so much…… jailhouse rock #orangejumpsuittofollow
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Jailhouse Rock will be on the Live! From Federal Prison collection.
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Vol.2 needs to include a cover of Pink Floyd’s “Money”.
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A perfect choice, Thanks!
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Reblogged this on Serendipity – Seeking Intelligent Life on Earth and commented:
I didn’t know what to get for those special people on my list …. but this is perfect! The ultimate (final?) gift.
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Thank you for reading and reblogging!
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Does this include a cover of Donnie and Vlad doing a cover of ”
Back in the USSR”?
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Sadly, Jim, that’s currently available only on bootleg at present.
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