Dust off that German-to-English dictionary, Trump’s sturmtruppen are coming!

They said it couldn’t happen here, but we’re getting mighty damned close.

With fewer than 100 days until Election Day, Delusional Donald Trump suggested last week that the vote might be delayed, claiming that an election that hasn’t even happened yet would be “the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history.”

This latest mind ejaculation cums as no surprise. If only his father, Fred Trump had used a condom.

Wait a minute! The president is thinking he might want to delay his day of possible defeat — Tuesday, Nov. 3, 2020 in case you’ve forgotten — until HE decides the country is safe from COVID-19? Daffy Donald has, quite simply, lost his fucking mind — what little he had.

Being flayed alive in the polls, he is grasping for a life jacket, anything, to extend his viperous, deadly term in office. For four years, this very unstable disingenuous whacko job has dominated the daily news cycles with his vitriolic bullshit.

His latest attempt to divide an already divided nation stinks to the heavens, and it’s not the tear gas, it’s Trump’s blatant attempt to intimidate the nation’s voters.

The scene in Portland, which could be coming to a city near you.

He’s already on record saying he’s undecided if he will leave office if he loses. By saying he’s got 75,000 taxpayer funded thug storm troopers to send to cities blue states that are governed by Democratic mayors, he’s laying his cards on the table.

This creature is the most mentally unstable turd to ever float from the cesspool and into the shallow end of the genetic ooze.

For more than 12 years, Republicans in Congress have comprised the world’s largest taxpayer funded terrorist organization in the world. Republicans have accomplished nothing other than enriching themselves while protecting Donald Trump’s huge ass.

Donald Trump is the albatross permanently attached to their miserable fuckety-assed Ship of Vipers and Goddamned Fools.

Don’t be surprised if Trump sends some of those sturmtruppen to blue state polling sites.

Political observers are already warning that this loony tunes, dick-faced prick will likely do damned near anything to stay in power.

Despicable Donald has been described as “looking like 12 different kinds of scrotum patched together with gently used dental floss and gum,” by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing in his book “Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump.”

And it’s true!

Don’t miss Pennyfarthing’s other book, “Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump The Fierce, Fabulous (and Mostly Fictional) Adventures of Mike Ponce, America’s First Gay Vice President.”

The books are available on that site that begins with A and ends with an N, with a Z in the middle.

If the shit Donnie is pulling from his large, ugly ass doesn’t disturb you, then you’ve been living in a damned hole or a cave, or perhaps as a bridge troll.

Lest one might think I am not a fan of Despicable Delusional Narcissistic Faux-Golden-Complected Trump, let me assure you I am being as unbiased as Trump himself.

Be vigilant and avoid crowds — until Nov. 3, 2020.

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