New York AG: Donny is an effing crook, and we’re coming for him.

New York Attorney General Letitia James at today’s news conference, outlining how the Marmalade Messiah, Don-Don and Princess Ivanka have been defrauding everyone since Christ was a corporal.

Editor Emeritus

Trump, watching the Letitia James news conference from home.

We always knew Donald Trump was a crook, and we here at The Shinbone Star have been telling you exactly that since the first day we put pen to paper.

But it’s always nice to get that affirmation, this time from New York Attorney General Letitia James, who today gave us the quick-and-dirty on how America’s former First Family has been padding its coffers for years, using a property overvaluation and tax fraud scheme.

Bless her heart, Ms. James is filing a lawsuit against Trump, Don-Don and Princess Ivanka that stands to cost them millions, and we all know there’s nothing the Trumps love more than money.

Though rounds of pretrial motions, appeals, and yet-to-be-determined bags of Trumpian bullshit will no doubt flood our consciousness for months — if not years — to come, we hope you will join us as we continue to finger the tines on our pitchforks, eagerly awaiting the day when we might plunge them deeply into the Marmalade Messiah’s bloated, putrefying corpse.

Stay tuned to The Shinbone Star for more special insights as events warrant.

One thought on “New York AG: Donny is an effing crook, and we’re coming for him.

  1. Dear Mr. Peabody… more wonderful words are rarely written; knowing the Grifter family of thieves and liars is getting their just deserts is a beautifulul thought. Like Churchill said, “Now, this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”

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