EDITOR’S NOTE: With not enough writers in our stable, today we turn back the clock and republish an article written by our beloved Bluebird. The article, first published in July 2018, would be the last article that Bluebird wrote for us, as she left this earth a short time later. Written in advance of the November […]
History will record their betrayal and November 8, 2016 will forever mark a shameful event in the lives of all white women. In the face of truth and righteousness, white women voted by 52 percent for the lying, cheating sack of shit that is Donald Trump instead of the first woman to be the presidential […]
“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing.” – Donald Trump, July 27, 2016 Donald Trump will emerge from his meeting with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin later today to make a statement, and we can’t believe a single word the Liar-in-Chief says about it. His penchant for […]
Donald Trump won’t be able to turn around without bumping into a protest, rally or picket during his four-day visit to Great Britain. We thank you in advance, protestors, and welcome to the Resistance. When he arrives for dinner tonight at Blenheim Palace, Winston Churchill’s birthplace, protestors will be waiting at the gates. As he […]
Does it really matter who Donald Trump nominated to fill Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat on the U.S. Supreme Court? It must — Lester Holt broke into a two-hour special of “American Ninja Warrior” with the news, and ABC interrupted “The Bachelorette.” In the end, however, it was Trump’s reality show and he was the star, […]
Franklin D. Roosevelt’s Good Neighbor Policy, signed in 1933 and still in force to this day, stated that the United States would be a “good neighbor” to Latin American countries. It is a signature rule of foreign policy, taught in most high school history classes. As former Secretary of State Cordell Hull told a meeting […]
(CNN) June 27, 2018 — A federal judge in California last week ordered a halt to most family separations at the U.S. border, and the reunification of all families that have been separated. It was the first major rebuke to the Trump administration during the ongoing furor over the president’s immigration policy. The court order specifically […]
The next U.S. Supreme Court justice will be the product of what’s called a “long con.” Retiring Justice Anthony Kennedy conned the American people, and Donald Trump conned Kennedy. Double dealing, bullying, political corruption and greed is what we’ve learned is normal for the current president. To be honest, I hadn’t given Trump enough credit. […]
Editors note: The National Park Service approved a permit for 50,000 people to rally outside the White House and march on the Department of Justice today (Saturday, June 30). Demonstrators will demand an end to family detentions and the reunification for at least 2,000 children separated from their parents at the country’s southern border. About […]
Tuesday 6/26/2018 10:44 pm: Politico reports a federal judge has ordered the federal government to reunite migrant parents with children taken from them under the Trump administration’s family separation policy. U.S. District Court Judge Dana Sabraw, based in San Diego, issued a preliminary injunction that all children younger than 5 be returned to their parents within […]
We had a delicious taste of being a little wicked, but it’s time to slip back into our adult suits, resume our class act and prove that the Democrats are the better party. You never know when Independents may be watching. It was kismet when Homeland Security Secretary Kristjen Nielsen was shamed from a Mexican […]
While you were caught up in the cruel imprisonment of children whose only crime was to accompany their desperate parents as they sought asylum in the United States, Donald Trump’s minions were scheming to consolidate government under one base of power. And while you were consumed with Melania Trump’s wearable billboard — what it meant […]
How do you find a child, herded into a bus with dozens of other kids, with a single piece of paper pinned to his clothes? When Donald Trump signed a reversal of his family separation policy yesterday, it brought up a whole new set of problems — although, as Trump discovered, there’s no political problem […]
News flash! Donald Trump has canceled the Congressional picnic scheduled for Thursday. “It doesn’t feel right to have a picnic while Congress is doing something very important . . . we will reschedule for another time when things are going extremely well,” Trump said. Oh yeah, that family separation thing going on at the U.S.-Mexico […]
Robert De Niro went through the Tony Awards rehearsals like the pro he is, reading from the teleprompter to the approval of producers of the show. All that changed during the live show. “Fu*k Trump,’’ he erupted. “It’s no longer down with Trump. It’s fu*k Trump, he said to a rousing standing ovation of the […]
New Jersey native and highly lauded chef Anthony Bourdain would have been 62 on July 25th. He never held back, including criticism of Donald Trump, who he despised. Bourdain’s death was announced today. On Trump: “I’m not saying I know the guy personally, not like I’d hug him, but I’m saying that as a New […]
Rudy Giuliani, who serves as Donald Trump’s dubious lawyer and overzealous mouthpiece, is among the few old men in certain circles that hasn’t received the message: You can’t convict a woman of a crime or insult her personal integrity solely for what she wears or by the job she does. Nevertheless, Giuliani went into a […]
It was a simple, nonpolitical tradition: The American sports championship team shakes hands and shares jokes with the president in the White House. And then Donald Trump, fragile egomaniac ass that he is, ruins it. This is why we can’t have good things. Hey @realDonald Trump it’s one thing to be wrong on policy, but to […]
Love. It’s what makes a Subaru. But apparently, a Subaru makes Donald Trump angry. Loyally devoted to this brand of automobile, I was shocked to see a Washington Post headline recently that asked, “So you’re telling me my Subaru is a national security threat?” This enraged me more than Donald’s plans to hold a $53 […]
It’s a good time to be a crook named Kushner Donald Trump doesn’t have to look far for ex-convicts to pardon. Charles Kushner, father of No. 1 son-in-law Jared Kushner, served time in prison for campaign finance violations, tax evasion and witness tampering. And he’s not remorseful about it. Kushner told The Real Deal he […]
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