No Pets Allowed in this White House

Americans love their pets. What’s more American than the nuclear family throwing a ball in the back yard while Rover fetches it enthusiastically and tirelessly? What is more American than the great Lassie rescuing Timmy from the well? Or what about the rotund Garfield eating John’s lasagna again? Americans need their pets. It grounds us. It […]

Let Them Eat Cake

I keep wondering, when will America have its “Let Them Eat Cake” moment? When will the American people finally realize that those in power really only care about those in power? Marie Antoinette was prematurely separated from her head because of supposedly saying the French equivalent, “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche,” when referring to feeding the starving peasants […]

A Day Without Women

Today has been declared A Day Without Women, brought to you by the same ladies who organized the Women’s March. The premise is to show through female solidarity and protest how truly important, necessary and integral women are to the functioning of our American society. I will be participating. Now before you start patting me on […]