The Best Joke of 2020

In the Southern District of New York yesterday, a frightened man from Ukraine went to the U.S. Attorney and said, “My talking parrot disappeared.” “Why did you come here?” the Southern District AG demanded to know. “Go to the regular police.” “I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that […]

Trump Takes Page From Taliban

Returning to Washington, D.C, from his two-week holiday trip to Florida, Master of Mayhem Donald Trump said that the United States government has “identified 52 sites” in Iran to destroy in the event of a violent Iranian response to America’s assassination of international pariah and Shi’a Muslim hero Maj. Gen. Qassim Suleimani. Some of the […]

Don Quixote Attacks Windmills

Monday in Florida, Donald Trump attacked energy producing windmills as noxious, pollution generators threatening all life, but particularly America’s sacred bald eagles. I consulted my dear friend Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra about his encounters with windmills. He wrote the story of famous fool Don Quixote’s life in “The Ingenious Hidalgo Don Quixote of La Mancha,” […]