Ask Trump Who Guards The Guards

“Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Grant of Clemency (Full Pardon) for Army First Lieutenant Clint Lorance, Army Major Mathew Golsteyn, and an order directing the promotion of Special Warfare Operator First Class Edward R. Gallagher to the grade of E-7 . . . ”  — White House statement released last Friday Donald […]

When Trump Found Jesus

Editor’s Note: In light of yesterday’s New York Times story that announced President Donald Trump’s naming of Florida televangelist Paula White as his newest presidential aide in charge of his “Faith and Opportunity Initiative,” this morning we offer a retread of sorts. This story, penned by our very own Nathaniel R. “Nat” Helms, originally ran on […]

Trump’s Bump Went Thump

ISIS/ISIL leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s last hand job was certainly climactic. In a millisecond the butcher of most of Iraq and Syria reduced the legacy of his hideous reign to a morbid collection of heat-brazed meat chunks and soiled underwear. Al-Baghdadi was simply a disgusting human being. Among his many, many crimes was the kidnapping […]

The Great Republican Panty Raid

More than 20 conservative Republicans — allegedly members of the secretive, deep state Loony Society — staged a panty raid this week on a so-called secure room in the halls of Congress in order to disrupt impeachment proceedings that they think are mean-spirited and illegal. The Loony Society is a haven for rich, privileged, ill-informed […]

Trump’s shameful move in Syria is a chance to blame it on ‘Code Pink’

For more than a week, news feeds have been filling up with rip-n-read stories of betrayal and inconsistency, manic highs, depressive lows, unanticipated reversals, upheavals and humiliating concessions. Donald Trump, Syria, the Kurds, war, ethnic cleansing, well-intentioned lying, benign extortion, moral failure, deeply considered impetuosity, malignant stupidity, and morbid idiocy are all good metadata words […]