Will Republicans Pols Turn To Breathing Through Their Rectums To Stay Alive?

Anally delivered oxygen may be the saving solution to the Republican Party’s burgeoning woes. Scientists who study such things say it is certainly possible. The revelation appeared in the medical journal Med last Friday. The report was penned by Japanese scientists who injected oxygen-saturated liquids into the anuses of mice and pigs in desperate need […]

Trump’s Proud Boys should have checked out the Whiskey Rebellion of 1794

What does Proud Boys, Three Percenters, Oath Keepers and all the other self-styled patriots who ignited the rampage inside the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2021 have in common with disaffected Pennsylvania patriots who fomented the failed Whiskey Rebellion in 1794? History says quite a bit. Historians agree the dead-on-arrival rebellion in PA […]

Is Trump Nuts Or Crazy Like A Fox?

The crafty grifter hanging onto the White House by his fingernails would have you believe he is totally insane. During a report Monday from the White House, CNN correspondent John Harwood reported, “The President himself is a kook.” While Harwood’s latent discovery is not earthshaking, it may be the first time a CNN reporter — […]

Trump isn’t a pimple on the nose of Dwight D. Eisenhower

Donald Trump must have heard something about the military-industrial complex since he was outed for slandering dead soldiers and Marines killed in France during World War I. He badly needs some shade from flamed Americans, particularly vets and active-duty military service members. Since Monday, Trump has several times babbled incoherent analogies about how America’s soldiers […]

Trump Now Has A Top Gun On His Ass

Kamala Harris, a 55-year-old career prosecutor who plans to become our next vice president, didn’t have to wait long to be attacked by Donald Trump and his band of misogynist racists. On Thursday, Trump was unwilling to refute baseless reports that Harris, of Indian and Jamaican descent, is not an American citizen despite irrefutable evidence […]

Without a convention, the world won’t know what a moron Trump really is

Most people know the presidential election is less than three months away. Fewer realize it will be the nation’s first election without televised national political conventions since the medium came into use in 1952. It’s probably for the best. Trump’s swarm of clueless supporters are demonstrably capable of expectorating infectious clouds of flying coronavirus spores […]