10 Reasons Why I Love Trump

That might seem like a strange headline. Perhaps even tinted with shades of clickbait. Fine. It is clickbait. Nobody could possibly find ONE reason to love Trump, let alone 10. Yet as I sit here drinking Trump Vodka, admiring my degree from Trump University, eating Trump Steaks (medium rare) and re-watching every episode of The […]

A conversation with Grumpy Trumpy

Just when you think you’ve seen it all on the internet, you stumble onto something so profound, so life-altering that everything that came before it seems instantly irrelevant. No, this is not some new form of midget-with-a-balloon-covered-in-whipped-cream fetish pornography, or more videos of a cat riding a Roomba with a shark costume (it’s a thing). […]