From the sublime to the ridiculous, Democrats ready to yield the stage to Donnie’s clown show

Oval Office Occupant 45, Daffy Donald Trump, complained last week on Twitter, “Biden’s DNC Speech Was ‘Just Words.’ ” But Daffy, they were beautiful words, expressed in f’n’ COMPLETE SENTENCES! Meanwhile, to confuse and rattle the asterisk pre*ident: Addressing virtual delegates at the Democratic Party National Convention last week, former President Barack Obama said: “I […]

Trumplandia: August 15 — 22, 2020

Conventional Beat Down Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.8% — up from 41.5% last week Rasmussen Poll: 51% — up from 47% last week Hill-HarrisX National Survey, 8/21/20: Biden: 46% — Trump: 38% Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up […]

NEWS FLASH! Trump enabler Steve Bannon indicted!

We interrupt this program to bring you the important news that Trump whisperer Steven K. Bannon has been arrested and charged with two counts of fraud for his role in collecting more than $25 million from deluded MAGATs who thought they were helping to “Build a Wall” between the United States and Mexico. Bannon, sort […]

History in the making

Congratulations to Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) on making history Wednesday night as the first woman of color to accept the nomination as the Democratic Party’s candidate to be vice president of the United States. Harris, added the nightcap to a long night of stirring speeches by Democratic heavyweights including former President Barack Obama, House Speaker […]

Dear Black People

Dear Black People, A year ago, I was compelled to write to white women who voted for Donald Trump even though their interests were not clearly aligned with the Grab-Them-by-the-Pussy-in-Chief. I was angry at them then, and now I’m angry at you for the same reason. I’ve noticed that many of you are concerned about […]

The Un-Funnies: August 17, 2020

EDITOR’S NOTE: Here at The Shinbone Star, we take pride in our mission of “being no longer encumbered by any sense of fair play,” and we take that mission seriously. But when you have a joke as your president, the need to laugh in the face of foolishness is cathartic and many times necessary. In […]

Trumplandia: August 8 — 15, 2020

Time to Go Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.5% — up from 41.4% last week Rasmussen Poll: 47% — down from 48% last week PBS Newhour/NPR/Marist Presidential Poll, 8/11/20: Biden 53% — Trump 42% Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught […]

Trump Now Has A Top Gun On His Ass

Kamala Harris, a 55-year-old career prosecutor who plans to become our next vice president, didn’t have to wait long to be attacked by Donald Trump and his band of misogynist racists. On Thursday, Trump was unwilling to refute baseless reports that Harris, of Indian and Jamaican descent, is not an American citizen despite irrefutable evidence […]

IT’S KAMALA!

Presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden just named his choice for Vice President, and it’s Sen. Kamala Harris, (D-Cal.). She carved up Donald Trump’s personal attorney (otherwise known as the U.S. attorney general) like a Christmas turkey at his confirmation hearing, and likely will do the same for Vice President Mike Pence, who undoubtedly just […]

Without a convention, the world won’t know what a moron Trump really is

Most people know the presidential election is less than three months away. Fewer realize it will be the nation’s first election without televised national political conventions since the medium came into use in 1952. It’s probably for the best. Trump’s swarm of clueless supporters are demonstrably capable of expectorating infectious clouds of flying coronavirus spores […]

Trumplandia: August 1 — 8, 2020

Trump Versus the World Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.4% — up from 41.2% last week Rasmussen Poll: 48% — down from 50% last week Reuters/Ipsos Poll 8/6/20 — For president: 48% for Biden, 38% for Trump Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep […]