Tag: border wall

Written by Fred Bunch

It’s best when Trump has no plan, because when he has one it’s a doozy

“Trump may be trying to ‘make everybody crazy’ by threatening to place immigrants in sanctuary cities,” Republican Sen. Rick Scott told CNN’s Jake Tapper on Sunday. “But what I do know is I’ve been up there — I’ve been in the Senate for 90 days, we’re not securing our border. We’re not enforcing our laws,” he […]

Written by Robin Dalmas

Dear Mr. Trump: Congrats! You are African!

EDITOR’S NOTE: What follows is satire. While we seriously doubt that Trump has ever spit into a saliva collection tube to have his DNA analyzed, here is what we imagine might happen. Dear Donald J. Trump: We’re writing from National Geographic’s Genographic Project to share the exciting news: You are African! Now, this might come […]