The toddler-in-chief gets a time out

Finally! Just like any other mature (and sane) adult dealing with a spoiled, tantrum-throwing toddler, Nancy Pelosi was finally able to put Donald Trump in the timeout corner. It’s long overdue and well-deserved. It wasn’t that hard, either. Basically, Nancy stood up to the man-child. When she said “no,” she meant “no.” You know, kind of like […]

Founding Fathers’ Fears Realized: One Man Controls Our Government

With alleged sexual assaulter and self-admitted borderline alcoholic Brett Kavanaugh headed to the U.S. Supreme Court, what our Founding Fathers feared most — an authoritarian, single-minded, self-serving king/executive officer running the country — has come to pass. Donald J. Trump, failed casino owner, struggling real estate developer, abuser of taxpayer dollars and best friend to […]

Behold the oath breakers

Today as we celebrate the birth of our nation, it must be noted that since the beginning of this month, Donald J. Trump has launched 20 tweets, at least nine of which have taken direct aim at the “FAKE & FRAUDULENT NEWS MEDIA.” A little over six interminable months ago, Trump raised his right hand, […]

Hold my beer

China is good, Russia is bad. NATO is not only not obsolete, but is our (very) new best friend. Janet Yellen is one cool broad, we love the Import-Export Bank and Steve Bannon, we hardly knew ya. Each new day for Donald Trump is a game of misdirection and “hold my beer.” Following the Trump […]

A few choice words about choice

The Deplorables in the Cabinet and Congress have embraced choice in a big way lately. Not reproductive choice, silly. They’re still adamant that the moment Mr. Sperm meets Ms. Egg, the woman becomes just a host organism, and if she didn’t want to be pregnant, why did she have sex? But when it comes to […]