Death on the Border

Like many Americans, I don’t know a lot about Guatemala. Of course there’s this fine cup of coffee I’m sipping, freshly ground beans from Guatemala that had less trouble crossing the border than some 7-year-old girl who had to die to get my attention. Fact is, I don’t know a lot about Honduras, El Salvador, […]

Dear Little Brown Girl

Dear Little Brown Girl: Sorry, kid, you should have been born Norwegian. With blonde hair, blue eyes and a lighter complexion — you know, Aryan good looks like Ivanka’s — President Donald Trump would have welcomed you with open arms. Instead, you got the tear gas. Not coming from a “shithole country” certainly has its […]

Trumplandia: Oct. 27 — Nov. 3, 2018

Trick or Treat Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: Gallup Poll: 40% — down from 44% last week Rasmussen Poll: 51% — up from 48% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have […]