Theater of the Absurd Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 42.5% — down from 42.7% last week Rasmussen Poll: 47% — down from 50% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may […]
Our Young and Beautiful couple, Ivy and Jerry, are back at home in the Swamp after a busy few months abroad. First, there was a whirlwind trip to the United Kingdom with Ivy’s father, King Donald, the wicked stepmother Lady Melania, and Ivy’s siblings – except for the young Baron of Trump, who seems to […]
Donald J. Trump and his slippery minions have donned a new mantle: victimhood. Their cruel victimization was first revealed in a package of threats, tweets and complaints Trump authored over the weekend that accelerated to light speed by Wednesday after the gang that never shoots straight tripped over a strategy Trump can understand, obfuscation. Although […]
Much of the kingdom has been shut down at the behest of the Donald, who will not be appeased until his new nemesis, Lady Nancy, agrees to fund his moat project. But for our Young and Beautiful couple, Jerry and Ivy, life goes on as usual — with a few minor irritants. It is Jerry’s […]
Our Young and Beautiful couple, Ivy and Jerry, are still mired in the swamp, despite their attempts to escape back to the fabled Isle of Manhattan. Today we catch up with them in their tastefully decorated home within a few miles of the White Palace, where Ivy’s father, King Donald I, continues with his reign […]
A colleague at The Shinbone Star recently shared an Omarosa Manigault Newman story that the fiery street fighter herself shared with several TV personalities about Donald Trump’s odd relationship with daughter Ivanka. It may already be in her book. In this chapter of the Ode to Omarosa’s Gall, we find Donald Trump in the White […]
When we last saw Jerry and Ivy, they were in the Scott Pruitt Soundproof Room, debating whether to leave the swamp of Washington for the swamps of Jersey. It’s been a rough few weeks for our Young and Beautiful couple, as the news has been so bad that Ivy has refused to leave except to […]
