Trumplandia: Feb. 1 — 8, 2020

State of Dis-Union Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 43.8% — up from 43.4% last week Rasmussen Poll: 49% — down from 50% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have […]

Trumplandia: Dec. 28 — Jan. 4, 2020

The New Year’s Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 42.5% – down from 42.6% last week Rasmussen Poll: 50% – up from 48% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have […]

The Un-Funnies: Jan. 1, 2020

EDITOR’S NOTE: Here at The Shinbone Star, we take pride in our mission of “being no longer encumbered by any sense of fair play,” and we take that mission seriously. But when you have a joke as your president, the need to laugh in the face of foolishness is cathartic and many times necessary. In […]

Tweet in heavenly peace

Under President Trump, Americans can say "Merry Christmas!" again! pic.twitter.com/vdjuNxrZwJ — Trump War Room (Text TRUMP to 88022) (@TrumpWarRoom) December 24, 2019 President George Washington brought a camel to Mount Vernon to mark Christ’s birthday. In 1787, George Washington paid 18 shillings to bring a camel to Mount Vernon to entertain his guests. “By the […]

Trumplandia: Oct. 26 — Nov. 2, 2019

Nightmare at 1600 Pennsy Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 40.9% — down from 41.2% last week Rasmussen Poll: 45% — up from 43% last week 49% IN FAVOR OF IMPEACHMENT & REMOVAL — 11/1/19 — ABC News/WaPo Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we […]

Trumplandia: Aug. 31 — Sept. 7, 2019

Weatherman Donnie Sunshine Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.4% — up from 41.3% last week Rasmussen Poll: 46% — down from 47% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have […]

Trumplandia: Mar. 30 — Apr. 6, 2019

President Don Quixote Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 42.2% — up from 42% last week Rasmussen Poll: 51% — up from 49% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have […]

Trumplandia: Mar. 9 – 16, 2019

Rub and Tug Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.5% — down from 41.8% last week Rasmussen Poll: 48% — down from 50% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have […]

Trumplandia: Nov. 17 — 24, 2018

Pilgrim’s Pride Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: Gallup Poll: 43% — up from 38% last week Rasmussen Poll: 51% — up from 49% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have heard […]