With the U.S. presidential election just 11 days away, America finally got to hear the opposing candidates debate thanks to moderator Kristen Welker, who managed to keep the proceedings civil enough for prospective voters to actually listen to the president’s lies in real time. In stark contrast to the first debate in which Donald Trump […]
There is great unrest in the Kingdom, as a plague has claimed many lives and caused economic distress. The King is being challenged for the crown, and some courtiers are starting to jump ship. In the midst of all this, our Young and Beautiful couple, Jerry and Ivy, resurface briefly from quarantine to ponder the […]
I remember growing up and saying something like, “I HATE turnips,” and my mother would pipe up and say, “Hate is such an ugly word, you should just say, ‘I don’t like turnips,’ or ‘I really wish you wouldn’t give me turnips anymore.’ ” Well screw that! I’m an adult now, with enough years (and […]
EDITOR’S NOTE: As we enter the home stretch in the 2020 U.S. presidential race, we at The Shinbone Star have created a new feature that will memorialize some of the fine American ass-hats who made this ride so special. Of course we’re talking about the Trumpian legions who put on a show when responsible people […]
EDITOR’S NOTE: The following is a transcript of our “virtual” town hall with Impeached President Donald J. Trump. Full disclosure: Only statements attributed to Trump are real (pulled from mainstream media news reports). The questions posed to the current occupant of the White House are ones we provided to fictitious audience members. We are confident […]
Across America, the presidential election has become a very uncivil war. With both sides dug in along political lines, neighborhoods have been transformed into battlefields, from the tony neighborhoods of the Houston suburbs to more rural landscapes of Missouri farmland. One of the dirtiest presidential fights in U.S. history, incumbent President Donald Trump and challenger […]
EDITOR’S NOTE: As we enter the home stretch in the 2020 U.S. presidential race, we at The Shinbone Star have created a new feature that will memorialize some of the fine American ass-hats who made this ride so special. Of course we’re talking about the Trumpian legions who put on a show when responsible people […]
Vice President Mike Pence and Democratic challenger Sen. Kamala Harris held their much-anticipated debate Wednesday night, and while Harris managed to stick to the truth and to the debate rules, Pence was so noxious that he even attracted a fly. Literally. Since shortly after Harris was named to be Joe Biden’s running mate in the […]
If Impeached President Donald J. Trump continues to thumb his nose at the novel coronavirus that has killed more than 210,000 Americans during the past eight months health experts estimate that number could double by the end of the year. Think about it: If Trump won’t wear a mask, won’t practice social distancing at campaign […]
Oct. 6, 2020Vice President Joseph BidenDemocratic Party nomineefor president of the United States Dear Mr. Biden: Donald Jackass Trump, Oval Office Occupant #45, Infector-in Chief, is saying that because you haven’t been infected by coronavirus, you are incapable of handling the epidemic. Please point out, sir, that his own record is indefensible. Please hammer home […]
When I heard that the POTUS and FLOTUS were diagnosed with COVID-19, did my mouth drop, did my hands cover my mouth as I stifled a good old fashioned belly laugh? Maybe. Did I instantly pray for God’s forgiveness for feeling joy at the misery of another human being? That’s possible. Did I simultaneously feel […]
EDITOR’S NOTE: As we enter the home stretch in the 2020 U.S. presidential race, we at The Shinbone Star have created a new feature that will memorialize some of the fine American ass-hats who made this ride so special. Of course we’re talking about the Trumpian legions who put on a show when responsible people […]
As I sit pondering just how low I can go with news that the Marmalade Messiah and a goodly number of his retinue have tested positive for coronavirus, the internet is rife with rumor that the whole thing could be another Trump Trick, a Republican Hoax, an Escape Plan. And that’s it, my friends, a […]
It’s not a hoax any more, Mr. Trump. It’s not fake news. It’s not a deep-state conspiracy by the medical community in collaboration with your political opponents to deny you more time in the White House. It’s COVID-19, a deadly disease that has killed nearly 210,000 Americans during the past seven months and now has […]
Fox News anchor Chris Wallace lost control of Tuesday night’s presidential debate between Impeached President Donald J. Trump — in this case Captain Chaos — and former Vice President Joe Biden the Democratic Party candidate on the Nov. 3, 2020 ballot. Captain Chaos repeatedly talked over not only Biden’s answers to Wallace’s questions but also […]
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Israel Bureau has been slacking for too long, but with Election Day in the United States quickly approaching, we finally prodded our correspondent and obtained this report. Just one more example of how The Shinbone Star is spanning the globe to bring our readers the latest in anti-Trump content. By ROBERT OTT […]
EDITOR’S NOTE: As we enter the home stretch in the 2020 U.S. presidential race, we at The Shinbone Star have created a new feature that will memorialize some of the fine American ass-hats who made this ride so special. Of course we’re talking about the Trumpian legions who put on a show when responsible people […]
“Eat em. Don’t throw em,” Bumble Bee company officials tweeted Tuesday. They were referring to cans of their tuna that Impeached President Donald J. Trump claimed were being used as weapons by protesters across the country during confrontations with law enforcement officers. “They go out and buy tuna fish and soup. You know that, right? […]
Times are uncertain and scary. Donald J. Trump and the Russians are on the offensive. Revered RBG is laying in state, already beset by blood-suckers seeking political advantage by abusing a corpse. Trump has already despoiled her glistening legacy by spitting on her final wish. Meanwhile, the Democrats are fumbling around wringing their hands, pretending […]
