The Dump Trump Dump: Report from the Dictators’ Ball

President (for Life) Trump’s annual Dictators’ Ball at his Mar-A-Lago estate was, by all permitted accounts, a rollicking success. The event was a sellout, though the 500 highly coveted $1 million dollar tickets were restricted to “current and former dictators, their spouses, mistresses, cronies, money-launderers and weapons-suppliers, and Fox News hosts and executives.” As always, […]

Man, that CPAC thing was a crash course in delusion

Barack Obama strode onto the stage at the LDAC — Liberal Democrats Action Conference — and began hugging and humping the American flag near the podium. He then launched into a two hour, invective-laced hate speech directed toward conservatives and the vindictive, failing policies of the Republican Party. Then he . . . Sorry, that was […]

Can These Two Wrongs Make A Right?

Donald Trump shook hands today in Singapore with the vile, murderous president of North Korea, Kim Jong-un. It’s the first time ever that an Oval Office Occupant has ever touched a North Korean president. It will be the handshake of the week. In typical Trump fashion, he grabbed Kim’s right hand and elbow, tugging him […]

Trumplandia: May 5 — 12, 2018

Slush Fund Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: Gallup Poll: 42% — same as last week Rasmussen Poll: 49% — down from 51% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets- O-Trump you may have heard […]