Eyeballing Trump’s army of feral humans

Last night CNN’s Chris Cuomo referred to them as “the feral few.” Just over a week ago they dressed in skins and horns, with faces painted; they were armed, violent, and the horrific, ugly mob that answered the call to overthrow our government — they were the feral humans that comprised Trump’s Army. Ultimately, they […]

Trumplandia: Nov. 28 — Dec. 5, 2020

Lame Duck Dictator Edition YouGov and Bright Line Watch Poll — Nov. 30, 2020: Republicans Who Believe Biden Victory a True Result: 20%Republicans Who Think Trump Will Be Inaugurated: 49% Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where, with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump […]

Hair today, gone tomorrow

While the end of a very long tunnel is finally in sight, it might be prudent to take a quick look over our shoulder as a reminder of where we’ve been and where we never want to go again. And while we’re peering into the darkness, it’s understandable that some of us might wonder, “Just […]

Trumplandia: October 17 — 24, 2020

Battle-Lines Are Drawn — 2020 Election Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME:FiveThirtyEight Poll: 42.5% — down from 42.8% last weekRasmussen Poll: 51% — up from 48% last week NBC News National Presidential Poll, Oct. 22: Biden, 51% — Trump, 42.7% Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where, with a bit of wit and snark, we keep […]

Trumplandia: Feb. 29 — Mar. 7, 2020

What? Me Worry? Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 42.8% — down from 43.8 last week Rasmussen Poll: 47% — same as last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have heard […]

Trumplandia: Jan. 25 — Feb. 1, 2020

Confederacy of Dunces Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 43.4% — up from 43.1% last week Rasmussen Poll: 50% — up from 49% last week 75% of Registered Voters Wanted Witnesses at Trial — 1/28/20 — Quinnipiac Univ. Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we […]

GOP: Time to demand Donald J. Trump resign

Republicans in Congress need to put America first now and demand Donald J. Trump resign as president. Much like Republican leaders paid then-President Richard M. Nixon a visit in August 1974 to warn him he would be convicted on articles of impeachment during a Senate trial if he didn’t step down, GOP leaders in Congress […]

Trumplandia: Jan. 18 — 25, 2020

Impeached 4 Life Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 43.1% — up from 42.3% last week Rasmussen Poll: 49% — same as last week 51% of Adults – Trump Should Be Removed: – 1/22/20 – Pew Research Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep […]

The Un-Funnies: Jan. 1, 2020

EDITOR’S NOTE: Here at The Shinbone Star, we take pride in our mission of “being no longer encumbered by any sense of fair play,” and we take that mission seriously. But when you have a joke as your president, the need to laugh in the face of foolishness is cathartic and many times necessary. In […]

Trumplandia: Dec. 7 — 14, 2019

Impeachment and Scream Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.9% — up from 41.6% last week Rasmussen Poll: 49% — down from 51% last week New Poll Shows Every Dem Beating Trump — 12/11/19 — Quinnipiac University Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep […]

Trumplandia: Nov. 23 — 30, 2019

Sharpening the Long Knives Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.7% — down from 41.9% last week Rasmussen Poll: 46% — same as last week 50% IN FAVOR OF IMPEACHMENT AND REMOVAL — 11/27/19 — CNN Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the […]

Trumplandia: Nov. 16 — 23, 2019

Serious as a Heart-Attack Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.9% — up from 41.3% last week Rasmussen Poll: 46% — down from 50% last week 43% IN FAVOR OF IMPEACHMENT — 11/21/19 — Emerson College Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the […]

Trumplandia: Nov. 9 — 16, 2019

The Circus is in Town Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.3% — down from 41.4% last week Rasmussen Poll: 50% — up from 49% last week 53% IN FAVOR OF IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY — 11/12/19 — CBS News Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we […]

Trumplandia: Oct. 19 — 26, 2019

Barbarians at the Gate Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.2% — down from 42.6% last week Rasmussen Poll: 43% — down from 47% last week 55% IN FAVOR OF IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY — 10/23/19 Quinnipiac University Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the […]