Reprieved Turkey Demands Execution of Sentence

White House, Washington, D.C. — A reprieved turkey named Wishbone reportedly tweeted the Turkey-In-Chief that she wanted to die just hours before disappearing. The aggrieved turkey was demanding a kinder fate than letting Mr. Trump put his tiny hands all over its breasts and thighs. Within hours of the pleading tweet, the unserved entrée disappeared, leaving behind a […]