Trumplandia: Nov. 23 — 30, 2019

Sharpening the Long Knives Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.7% — down from 41.9% last week Rasmussen Poll: 46% — same as last week 50% IN FAVOR OF IMPEACHMENT AND REMOVAL — 11/27/19 — CNN Poll Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the […]

Giving Thanks to A Few Special Leaders

EDITOR’S NOTE: Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving! Today, some members of our Shinbone Star family are taking time from their food preparations to give thanks to America’s true leaders, the ones who don’t waste our time tweeting about their own perceived importance. By clicking on any of the names below, readers can open a new window to learn […]

Reprieved Turkey Demands Execution of Sentence

White House, Washington, D.C. — A reprieved turkey named Wishbone reportedly tweeted the Turkey-In-Chief that she wanted to die just hours before disappearing. The aggrieved turkey was demanding a kinder fate than letting Mr. Trump put his tiny hands all over its breasts and thighs. Within hours of the pleading tweet, the unserved entrée disappeared, leaving behind a […]