Is Lying Donald Puppet Or Fool?

“President Putin outsmarted President Obama,” Lying Donald Trump declared on Monday during his ill-conceived, rambling solo Presidential dissertation of lies and gross distortions following his embarrassing performance at the G-7 economic summit in France. Wow, defending a former Communist intelligence operative and contemporary murder master against a universally admired and frequently lauded former President of […]

The Un-Funnies — Aug. 15, 2019

EDITOR’S NOTE: Here at The Shinbone Star, we take pride in our mission of “being no longer encumbered by any sense of fair play,” and we take that mission seriously. But when you have a joke as your president, the need to laugh in the face of foolishness is cathartic and many times necessary. In […]

Bloviation is More Than A Gas

As my colleague MACINELLI craftily pointed out last Thursday, Captain Chaos, temporarily of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is the capstone of bloviators. It is an important distinction with the question of our nation’s fate apparently in the hands of the gods instead of the people. It is fair to say that any writer worth their salt […]

Trumplandia: July 20 — 27, 2019

Theater of the Absurd Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 42.5% — down from 42.7% last week Rasmussen Poll: 47% — down from 50% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may […]

Trumplandia: July 13 -20, 2019

Big, Fat Racist Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 42.7% — up from 42.4% last week Rasmussen Poll: 50% — up from 46% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have […]

Trumplandia: May 25 — June 1, 2019

Mueller Time 2.0 Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.2% — same as last week Rasmussen Poll: 48% — up from 46% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have heard […]

Trumplandia: May 18 — 25, 2019

Trump Tantrum Theater Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 41.2% — down from 42% last week Rasmussen Poll: 46% — up from 45% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have […]