EDITOR’S NOTE: News of the demise of The Shinbone Star have been greatly exaggerated. True, the need for our services were diminished with the advent of the Biden Administration, and most of the staff has been enjoying a well-deserved break from writing about politics. The door has always been open for a return, and staff […]
Republicans in Congress and tens of million GOPers across the country will need to decide this week if the Pledge of Allegiance they learned early in life — place your right hand over your heart and recite what is a mission statement for a centuries old republic — is meant to support the United States […]
It’s Electoral College Monday, December 14, 2020, and most everyone in the U.S. and around the world is ready for Joe Biden to officially be declared the 46th president of the United States. The count, once it’s completed this afternoon, will show Biden with 306 votes and “Landslide Election Day Loser” Donald J. Trump with […]
Not content with the beating he took from President-elect Joe Biden on Election Day, madman about town Donald J. Trump keeps getting shellacked in courts across the country due to his desperate attempt to stay in the White House for four more years. Well, come Dec. 14, 2020, just a week from today, Trump’s histrionics […]
If anyone asks what I’m grateful for this Thanksgiving, without hesitation — not even for a millisecond — I’ll tell them Joe Biden. If asked why Joe, I’ll urge them to spend a few minutes watching the president-elect’s message to the nation Wednesday afternoon. You can catch a replay of the speech above. Biden’s remarks […]
After four years of making certain the country was aware of every utterance from our impeached president, news outlets should know better than to continue supporting Donald J. Trump’s propaganda campaign that is designed to deconstruct America. However, more than a week after political pundits called the election for President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect […]
If anyone in your circle of family and friends starts going-on about how they plan to support Impeached President — and Election Day loser by a landslide — Donald J. Trump’s 2024 bid to return to the White House, tell them this: Nobody. Named. Trump. In. The. White. House. Ever. Again. Full stop. Not Don […]
On Tuesday another 1,300 Americans died from COVID-19. Since February, nine months ago, nearly 250,000 fellow country men and women have lost a painful battle with the deadly virus. That same day, more than 135,000 new coronavirus cases were reported, bringing the total count in America to more than 10.5 million since the disease invaded […]
EDITOR’S NOTE: MACinelli filed this report after a quick trip to the future — courtesy of Doc Brown — where he spent Inauguration Week 2021 in Washington, D.C., verifying not only that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris had been sworn-in to office, but that Impeached (and 2020 Election Day loser) President Donald J. Trump had […]
From Webster’s dictionary: “Scourge: a person or thing that causes great trouble or suffering.” Media coverage of the 2020 presidential election has set off warning sirens for a possible Blue Tsunami. Really, you ask? Fact or “Fake News?” Could a tsunami of Democratic voters concerned about the future of the country wash the Red Tide scourge […]
Hundreds of thousands of Americans have died from COVID-19 during the past eight months. Millions have lost their jobs since the pandemic hit U.S. shores back in February. Hundreds if not thousands of small businesses have closed their doors, many forever. Still, as the novel coronavirus continues to ravage America — new cases, positivity rates […]
EDITOR’S NOTE: The following is a transcript of our “virtual” town hall with Impeached President Donald J. Trump. Full disclosure: Only statements attributed to Trump are real (pulled from mainstream media news reports). The questions posed to the current occupant of the White House are ones we provided to fictitious audience members. We are confident […]
If Impeached President Donald J. Trump continues to thumb his nose at the novel coronavirus that has killed more than 210,000 Americans during the past eight months health experts estimate that number could double by the end of the year. Think about it: If Trump won’t wear a mask, won’t practice social distancing at campaign […]
It’s not a hoax any more, Mr. Trump. It’s not fake news. It’s not a deep-state conspiracy by the medical community in collaboration with your political opponents to deny you more time in the White House. It’s COVID-19, a deadly disease that has killed nearly 210,000 Americans during the past seven months and now has […]
Fox News anchor Chris Wallace lost control of Tuesday night’s presidential debate between Impeached President Donald J. Trump — in this case Captain Chaos — and former Vice President Joe Biden the Democratic Party candidate on the Nov. 3, 2020 ballot. Captain Chaos repeatedly talked over not only Biden’s answers to Wallace’s questions but also […]
“Eat em. Don’t throw em,” Bumble Bee company officials tweeted Tuesday. They were referring to cans of their tuna that Impeached President Donald J. Trump claimed were being used as weapons by protesters across the country during confrontations with law enforcement officers. “They go out and buy tuna fish and soup. You know that, right? […]
There’s no doubt today that Impeached President Donald J. Trump is more concerned with stacking the U.S. Supreme Court with ultraconservative legal minds than protecting Americans from the killer COVID-19. In a desperate attempt to try and salvage his struggling re-election campaign, Trump is scrambling to quickly fill the seat of legendary justice Ruth Bader […]
Ruth Bader Ginsberg dictated a final request to her granddaughter shortly before the legendary U.S. Supreme Court justice died Friday evening at her home in Washington, D.C. at age 87: “My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed.” RBG not only knew her time as a […]
No matter what Impeached President Donald J. Trump blathers about at campaign rallies over the next 47 days, official Election Day results won’t be certified until Dec. 14, 2020. Trump doesn’t want anyone to know that this date with destiny exists. He is banking that voters will falsely assume that if he’s winning on Nov. […]
No doubt about it, that’s Impeached President Donald J. Trump’s voice on the audiotape dated Feb. 7, 2020, telling veteran journalist Bob Woodward that COVID-19 “is more deadly than even your strenuous flus” and that people could contract the virus just by breathing. After spilling the reality beans to Woodward, Trump went out on the […]
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