What Trump Wants You to Know About “Animals”

By now everyone’s heard the debate over whether 45 was referring to all immigrants or only the members of El Salvador’s violent MS-13 gang when he used the word “animals” in a roundtable discussion of California’s sanctuary law. Since this president apparently never says what he means, and since his apologists’ clarifications are never quite […]

An Outcome That Was Bought and Paid For By the NRA

Wearing a “Born to Kill” t-shirt and a trench coat, a heavily armed Dimitrios Pagourtzis, 17, allegedly walked into a Santa Fe, Texas high school art classroom at 7:45 a.m. last Friday and killed ten people. He wounded another 13, one of which was reportedly the school’s resource officer. Authorities estimate the murderous rampage and […]

Trumplandia: May 12 — 19, 2018

Russian Probe One-Year Anniversary Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: Gallup Poll: 43% — up from 42% last week Rasmussen Poll: 50% — up from 49% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets- O-Trump you […]

“He said ‘Surprise’ and then he started shooting . . .”

When Parkland, Fla. high school students proclaimed that the February 2018 shooting at their school would be “the last mass shooting,” sadly, we knew it wouldn’t be true. After all this is America, where too many people love their guns more than the life of your child. After another horrific school shooting today, this time […]