Inside Trump’s Brazen Bull

The Greeks’ legendary “Brazen Bull” was reputedly an instrument of entertainment and torture on the Mediterranean island of Sicily, then a possession of ancient Greece. The illuminati there liked to munch grapes and drink wine around the hollow bronze bull listening to some unlucky miscreant locked inside bellowing in agony while being roasted alive. Perillos […]

Trumplandia: July 6 — 13, 2019

Man in the Mirror Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME: FiveThirtyEight Poll: 42.4% — up from 42.3% last week Rasmussen Poll: 46% — down from 49% last week Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all of the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may […]

How the hell did we get here?

A lot of nights lately, I find it hard to sleep. I think about those poor children in the immigration camps huddled together on a concrete floor ––miserable because of inadequate sanitation, no medical care, drinking water from toilets like dogs, and in their fear, having no one but each other to hug and comfort. […]

Who’s Afraid of The Big Bad Trump?

Why is it when The Donald throws a hissy fit — a sudden outburst of temper, often used to describe female anger at something trivial (source: Urban Dictionary) — the target of his childlike rage often suffers stage fright, goes into hiding or, worst of all, apologizes? What is it about The Big Bad Trump […]

The speech which launched ten thousand memes

In a speech on July 4, 2019, Oval Office Occupant Donald J. Trump, standing literally in the shadow of the monument to Abraham Lincoln, made a speech which will be remembered as “The Speech Which Launched Ten Thousand Memes.” Delusional Donald stunned the intelligent world with the words: “In June of 1775, the Continental Congress […]