Yes, Virginia, there is a God. And Justice. Donald Trump is going to jail. You heard it here. Trump is going up the river. No later than 2021. For those of us who can’t wait, let’s take a quick look at how it’s going to happen. Special Counsel Robert Mueller has likely been sitting on […]
My colleague Macinelli just wrote a marvelous plea for readers of The Shinbone Star to share “patriotic touchstones” for “bringing the country together.” He’s seeking “constructive concepts” that “reach across the emotional and often impractical arguments that divide us.” And since we are now in the business of pursuing fantasies, this offering provides a satirical touchstone that […]
Milquetoast vice-Oval Office Occupant Mike Pence was stumping for Delusional Donald Trump’s “Space Force” last week. He’s urging Congress to spend billions of dollars to create an army to protect Americans from gay space aliens or something. Pundits are having a blast with this wacky delusion. Here are just a couple: “Space Farce.” and “I […]
With Special Counsel Robert Mueller holding a basket of indictments and standing tall behind diminutive U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, the embattled A.G. showed some new elf stones of his own after his boss, Captain Bone Spurs, insulted him Wednesday with a double-barreled Twitter blast. The Keebler Elf from Alabama got so mad that he […]
Jeff Sessions has been talking about cracking down on states where marijuana is legal since the moment he became U.S. Attorney General. The Hill is reporting that Sessions intends to ditch an Obama-era law prohibiting federal interference in states that have legalized marijuana. Odds are Sessions won’t be around to do it, and even if […]
Wealth, power, status. Is this what drives a person like 84th U.S. Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III to allow himself to be humiliated in front of his peers by his twisted, demented employer, Donald Trump? Who had ever heard of Jeff Sessions, former longtime U.S. Senator representing Alabama, before he foolishly became enamored and […]
On Feb. 28, Congress had its first vote on legislation regarding an investigation of Trump’s conflicts and Russian ties.