The Trump Dump: Jail Time for Donnie

Yes, Virginia, there is a God. And Justice. Donald Trump is going to jail. You heard it here. Trump is going up the river. No later than 2021. For those of us who can’t wait, let’s take a quick look at how it’s going to happen. Special Counsel Robert Mueller has likely been sitting on […]

Touchstones Are Falling Like Rain On Missouri

My colleague Macinelli just wrote a marvelous plea for readers of The Shinbone Star to share “patriotic touchstones” for “bringing the country together.” He’s seeking “constructive concepts” that “reach across the emotional and often impractical arguments that divide us.” And since we are now in the business of pursuing fantasies, this offering provides a satirical touchstone that […]

Trump diddles while California burns

Milquetoast vice-Oval Office Occupant Mike Pence was stumping for Delusional Donald Trump’s “Space Force” last week. He’s urging Congress to spend billions of dollars to create an army to protect Americans from gay space aliens or something. Pundits are having a blast with this wacky delusion. Here are just a couple: “Space Farce.” and “I […]