I never dreamed we’d sink this low

So, faced with the prospect of nuclear annihilation, and with a second massive hurricane chugging resolutely toward our collective poop chute, what does Donnie do? Well, he decides the time is right to throw some 800,000 innocent Dreamers under the bus. Yeah, sounds about right, because there’s really nothing more important than that. You’ve heard about […]

We’re saving space at the top of the page

We here at The Shinbone Star know how tempting it can be to lose focus on this whole Russia business, especially now that Donald J. Trump and his North Korean counterpart Kim Jong-un are busy comparing dick sizes (our money’s on Kim) while threatening to blow us all to kingdom come. In the newspaper business, we learned […]