Trumplandia: Jan. 9 — 16, 2021

Bye, Bye, Douchebag Edition APPROVAL ALERT AT PRESS TIME:Pew Research Center Poll: 29%Rasmussen Poll: 48% Welcome to Trumplandia, a place where, with a bit of wit and snark, we keep the world caught up on all the tasty Nuggets-O-Trump you may have heard about but were too busy to care. Because most of this minutia […]

Impeachment 2.0

With the U.S. House of Representatives just voting to impeach Donald Trump a record second time, our pathetic orange führer has learned the hard way that inciting a violent insurrection against your own government is generally not considered a good thing. No student of history or much of anything else, Trump is reportedly a lot […]

Some changes I’d like to see

The Constitution lays out very minimal requirements for the highest offices in the land. A president or vice president must be at least 35 years old, a “natural born” citizen, and a 14-year inhabitant of the United States. You need better credentials than that to get a job at McDonald’s. In fact, the people who’ve […]

Please put an end to all this

Even accounting for the fact that my country is led by a flaming dick like none the world has ever seen, that headline in our sister paper, The New York Times, is one I thought I’d never see. Let’s break it down because even after sitting in front of the television all day and watching […]

Is Trump Nuts Or Crazy Like A Fox?

The crafty grifter hanging onto the White House by his fingernails would have you believe he is totally insane. During a report Monday from the White House, CNN correspondent John Harwood reported, “The President himself is a kook.” While Harwood’s latent discovery is not earthshaking, it may be the first time a CNN reporter — […]